@VMAs

a lot of scary shit happened.  GaGa bled to death cuz the paparazzi made her do it. Beyonce's puss was on display as usual since she only performs in figure skating uniforms. Ye wild out and Amber Rose didn't give a damn cuz she was too busy serving the kids in snakeskin and gold.  Pink did a trapeze act cuz that's what she learned in Vegas while her husband was running his tattoo shop. Jay gave the best damn performance of the year and Lil Mama fucked it up (don't be surprised if she turns up missing). AND just so the press would write about her more than once this week, Beyonce pretended to give a rat's ass about another female artist!