Thursday, December 27, 2007

my own blaxploitation movie - Cleopatra Jones vs. Blacula


Opening: Cleopatra Jones (the baddest chick) enters the New Year’s party to ring in 1973 with her fabulous partner in crime Atomic Cat. A mysterious dark and handsome man approaches and attempts to seduce Cleo and Cat with champagne and seductive conversation. Cleo, who is always on the case is not falling for it, but is intrigued by this man's cunning desire for the ladies to quicken him once more.

Cut to Atomic Cat’s pad and wait a minute...it's that dark and mysterious man from the party!!!!!

Cleo instantly pulls out her .45 without asking any questions..."HOLD ON JIVE TURKEY, JUST WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP IN MY SISTAH'S PAD MAN!!!!"

He replies: "HAHAHAHA, I'M BLACULA YOU FOOL WOMAN, AND I'VE COME TO CLAIM WHAT'S MINE!"

(suddenly he raises his arms and Cleo's .45 disappears)

"OH NO SUCKA...IT'S ON!" Cleo suddenly gets in a fighting position and Cat jumps on Blacula only to be thrown out of a window!

Cleo kicks *POW* and Jabs *BOOM* and throws him against a wall *BLAM*

(and suddenly we fade to black)

We later see Cleo standing in traffic as if she isn't even there, then she suddenly appears in front of a mirror admiring her new...

Let’s just say it isn't over and we have not seen the last of CLEOPATRA JONES!!!!

...to be continued...

1 comment:

CHELSEÁ ESTELLE said...

fun times...why didn't you post from '08?

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